Technical Jokes and Cartoons – 110

Cartoon Exercise

A Lawyer named ‘Strange‘ died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave:-
“Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.”

The grave builder insisted that such an inscription would be confusing and people would tend to think that three men were buried under the grave.
However, he suggested an alternative: “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.” That way, whenever anyone walked by the grave and read it, they would be certain to remark:
“That’s Strange !”

A man is driving along a country road in England; both sides have fields. Suddenly, his car sputters to a halt. He gets out. In the closest field are two horses looking at him over a fence. The man opens the car’s bonnet to look at the engine, suddenly he hears a male voice, it tells him to look at his spark plugs, he quickly looks about to see who has spoken, but he is alone, except for the two horses, a chestnut and a grey.

The man bends down to tinker with the engine again, and once more, the voice tells him that it is definitely his spark plugs. He looks up again, then one of the horses looks straight at him and says “Why won’t you listen? You need to replace the spark plugs”.

The man screams and runs for about a mile and a half down the road until he sees a pub. He runs in, and locals stop talking and stare at him. The Landlord wants to know what is wrong. After a quick drink to steady his nerves, the man tells the Landlord what happened.

After giving him a strange look, the Landlord asked which horse spoke. The man said, “The chestnut.” The Landlord sighed in relief and replied,” Thank goodness for that. That grey knows nothing about engines”.

Cartoon Second Opinion

A senior citizen drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

Excellent, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing?”

I’m too old for this and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

The trooper pulled in behind him, walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused.

Then he said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper 

An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer “I have a proposition for you…”

“You can win every case you try for the rest of your life.

Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, the souls of your parents, and grandparents, and the souls of all your friends and law partners.”

The lawyer ponders this for a moment, then finally asks:

“So, what’s the catch?”

Cartoon Boarding School

Messy Room

by Shel Silverstein

Whosoever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.

His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.

His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater’s been thrown on the floor.

His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.

His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.

A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.

Whosoever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or—

Huh? You say it’s mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!

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