Category: Technical Jokes

Technical Jokes and Cartoons Jokes – 106

Cartoon-Embrace Your Mistakes

Jokes at the Office

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.

I went for a job interview today and the interviewer asked me, “What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?”.
I said, “Well, my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what’s real from what’s not.”
They then asked, “And your strengths?”
I said, “I’m Batman.”

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Technical Jokes and Cartoons Jokes – 99

Three musicians are killed in an automobile accident. They arrive together at the pearly gates, where they are greeted by Saint Peter.

“Hello,” says Saint Peter. “I suppose you’d like to get into Heaven!”
“Yes, we would,” says the first musician, a band director.
“Well, there’s just a little test you have to take. Nothing too difficult. Related to your earthly profession,” says Saint Peter.
“OK,” says the band director, “I’m ready.”
“How do you tune your band?” asks Saint Peter.

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Technical Jokes and Cartoons Jokes – 98

My wife and I went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, “I am sorry, but we are so busy tonight.” Would you mind waiting for a bit?” I said, “No problem.” He said, “Good, now take these drinks to table 7.”

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Refrigerator Cleaning Time
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Technical Jokes and Cartoons Jokes-97

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

My math teacher called me average.
Now that’s mean!

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