Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire
It’s always darkest before dawn , so if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don’t succeed…… skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Some days you’re the bug, some days you’re the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
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