A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The story about the artist, lawyer and computer scientist:
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says “It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!”
Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time.
Miss Jones said, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?”
A little boy in the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!
Jokes for Physicists:
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
Because a burger is in its “ground state”.
What did the sub-atomic duck say?
“Quark”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”
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