A guy goes to the doctor with a severe upset stomach. The doctor diagnoses a tapeworm, but says “not to…
Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam's wife, Rose,…
I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?I replied, "The…
'Big John' rides into town. He ties his horse up outside the saloon, fires six rounds into the air, boots…
Paddy says to Mick,–I found this pen,is it yours?Mick replies:–Don't know, give it here.He then tries it and says,–Yes, it…
A Lawyer named 'Strange' died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave:-"Here lies Strange, an…
There was a poor old Irish cobbler whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day…
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he…
A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench.He went over…
Jokes at the Office When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency, I…