Technical Jokes and Cartoons 4

“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those who have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” Here are some examples:

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Here are some technical concepts. How many do you get? If you need help contact me, and I’ll explain it. On second thought …

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

Well another month another set of jokes and cartoons that are more groaners than laugh out loud type. If you know some better jokes, please don’t keep them to yourself. We would all like to laugh.

Regarding all these jokes and cartoons, no copyright infringement is intended. The content is only for your enjoyment.

Bob Mesnik