Technical Jokes and Cartoons 6

Technical thoughts:

Home is where you hang your @

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

A chat has nine lives.

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Sniglet Is a word that isn’t in the dictionary but should be.  Sniglets are the brainchild of comedian Rich Hall who, with a little help from his friends, wrote a series of books containing sniglets in the mid-eighties.  Here are some new ones:

animousity – vigorously clicking your pointer device because a page is loading too slowly. See also: screen spasm – pages that try to load simultaneously on your computer screen as a direct result of your animousity.

egosurf – to search for yourself on Google or another search engine

ohnosecond – that very short moment in time during which you realize that you have pressed the wrong key and deleted hours, days, or weeks of work.

e-mnesia — the condition of having sent or received an e-mail and having no recollection of it whatsoever.

analog-retentive – those people who obstinately cling to outmoded technology. Like still using analog cameras instead of the latest IP cameras.

blogorrhea– compulsive, excessive, and/or meaningless ranting/raving by an individual on a blog — essentially, blog-based logorrhea, meaning a tendency to talk on and on.

I hope I don’t have bogorrhea.  But, do hope you enjoyed these interesting thoughts and cartoons. As always, please feel free to contribute any good jokes you may have heard.

Regarding all these jokes and cartoons, no copyright infringement is intended. The content is only for your enjoyment.