Getting Older Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called…
A man undergoes a physical exam. He asks the doctor, "How do I stand?" The doctor says, "I don’t know.…
A bum comes up to me in the street and says I haven’t had a bite in three days, so…
An old man in a candy store sees a strange bottle in the back room. He picks it up, looks…
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”…
Quotes Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics, and your opponent will do it…
He said, "Doctor, every time I try to sleep, I close my eyes and see visions of PVC, copper, steel,…
A hitchhiker had been trying to get a ride for hours with no luck. Finally, a car pulled to a…
What do you call a small piece of bread that moves rhythmically to music?Abundance Why did the cat stop moving…
Thanks Margaret Mead Some interesting Quotes by Winston Churchill Churchill was born in 1874, fought during WWI, was Prime Minister…