Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.…
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A man we’ll call “Egon Tusk” had just become the CEO of a large tech company. (more…)
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Cartoon Some Longer Jokes A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the…
Animal Jokes Why are cats bad storytellers?Because they only have one tail. If it's raining cats and dogs. Don't step…
Three musicians are killed in an automobile accident. They arrive together at the pearly gates, where they are greeted by…
My wife and I went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, "I am sorry,…
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this…
Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his…