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The Forgetful Actor An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then…
A farmer and a king died at the same time. They found themselves standing at the Pearly Gates. “Both of…
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man…
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