Short Jokes I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I called the doctor…
Quote of the Century: Dear God, can you please uninstall 2020 and download it again? It has a virus in…
The Forgetful Actor An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then…
A farmer and a king died at the same time. They found themselves standing at the Pearly Gates. “Both of…
A young driver became lost in a snowstorm. The teenager didn't panic, however, because he remembered what his dad had…
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man…
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees…
A butterfly gets pulled over by the cops for speeding. He hands the cop his driver’s license with a photo of…
An old man read in the paper one of his friends had been arrested for tax evasion and decided to…
Some quotes from Scientists: An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in…