Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout…
An art student got tired of working at a fast-food restaurant and decided to get a job working as a…
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just…
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist; looked straight into his eyes,…
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” asked…
The Challenging Password WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8…
Short Jokes I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I called the doctor…
Quote of the Century: Dear God, can you please uninstall 2020 and download it again? It has a virus in…
The Forgetful Actor An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then…
A farmer and a king died at the same time. They found themselves standing at the Pearly Gates. “Both of…