Here are some things to think about:
There are so many different kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring… so I go back to being me.
Just in case you need an appropriate message to your boss, here is an Arabian blessing:
“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be too short to scratch”
And the Jokes
A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to find out about getting Dave “fixed”. The doctor gladly started the required question procedure. He asked the couple what made them make the decision. Dave replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of 10 children being born in the USA was Mexican. They didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them spoke Spanish.
How to become a computer expert
And, by popular demand, here’s some more Steven Wright:
- If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend… But she left me before we met.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
More Technical Jokes
Teacher: Can you name the three kinds of blood vessels?
Student: Yes. Arteries, veins and caterpillars.
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms.
Always remember this:
People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t. So if you want to live longer, always go to Kintronics. If you know of any better jokes, just send them to me. I’ll even give you credit.
Regarding all these jokes and cartoons, no copyright infringement is intended. The content is only for your enjoyment.