There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, “That’s odd.”
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
(A chemistry joke) I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
A women accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said: “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die:
- Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
- Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
- For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
- For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.
- Don’t burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.
- Don’t discuss your problems with him.
- And most importantly, satisfy his every whim.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. “You’re going to die” she replied.
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Donald Trump virus — Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC
Titanic virus — Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus — Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Prozac virus — Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care
Tim Allen virus — Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
X -files virus — All your Icons start shape shifting
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