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A husband and wife go to a marriage counselor for the first time...As soon as they sit down, the wife…
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he had for a long…
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As I get older, I realize I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.My people skills…
A man is walking home around midnight "Poor Old fool," thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man…
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Some Bar Jokes The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. An amnesiac walks into a…
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess the two of…
Children Are Always Interesting TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. TEACHER: John, why are…