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Technical support call:

Caller:          ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator:     ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’

Caller:          ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’

Operator:      ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’

Psychology; the science of pulling habits out of rats.

Some things to think about:

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

Okay, so what’s the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

An engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife:

“This isn’t working, I’m going to my mom’s.”

He opens the fridge, checks the light, grabs a beer, feels it cold and drinks it.
And then he utters:

“WhaddaheII, the fridge works fine!”

Technical cartoon

And some word-play:

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He’s all right now.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

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