Now for the Jokes 1

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Proverbs for Today

If at first you don’t succeed
skydiving is not for you.


Artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.


Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”


Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time.

Miss Jones said, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?”

A little boy in the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!

Cartoon Dinosaurs

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The engineer sees the glass as twice as big as it needs to be


Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said,”Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fitted you anyway.


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