Category: Technical Jokes

Technical Jokes and Cartoons -126

Cartoon Get Better Card

A hitchhiker had been trying to get a ride for hours with no luck. Finally, a car pulled to a stop. The hitcher ran up, threw his backpack in the back seat, and climbed into the passenger seat.
“Hitching long? “ the driver asked.
“Hours and no one even slowed down,” was the reply.
“Boy, society has changed,” the driver said. “People are so worried and scared now.”
“I hear you,” the hitcher said. “I think they’re afraid of picking up a serial killer.”
When the driver laughed, the hitcher asked, “Didn’t you think about that when you picked me up?”

Continue reading “Technical Jokes and Cartoons -126”

Technical Jokes and Cartoons -124

Cartoon Unique
Thanks Margaret Mead

Some interesting Quotes by Winston Churchill

Churchill was born in 1874, fought during WWI, was Prime Minister during WWII and again from 1951 to 1955, and died in 1965, nearly 50 years ago. It’s odd how time moves on, but some things stay the same. He could have been talking about today. The foregoing is as true today as when he said it over his lifetime.

Continue reading “Technical Jokes and Cartoons -124”

Technical Jokes and Cartoons -123

Cartoon Something doesn't work

A consultant died, and when he reached heaven, he was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Where am I?” asked the consultant,

“You have died and reached the gates to heaven”, said St Peter – “now we have to decide whether to admit you”

“There must be some mistake,” said the consultant – “I’m much too young to die – I’m only 42”

Continue reading “Technical Jokes and Cartoons -123”

Technical Jokes and Cartoons -122

Cartoon Walking Uphill

The world’s richest man is dying. He’s made peace with that. But what bothers him is no one in the afterlife will even know it.

He’s a self-made man who created this vast fortune from scratch, but he can’t take it with him. Not that he could spend it, of course, but just to SHOW everyone what a great success the poor boy had become.

Continue reading “Technical Jokes and Cartoons -122”

Technical Jokes and Cartoons – 120

Cartoon Go On Weekend

A guy walking in the woods meets a dog and shares his last meal.
The dog says, “Thanks, buddy.”
The man says, “How about that? You can talk.”
The dog says, “Yeah, I escaped from an experimental lab, but I don’t shout about it.”
The man says come home with me. I’ve got an idea that will make us a fortune.

Continue reading “Technical Jokes and Cartoons – 120”