Definition of an Engineer:
Someone who solves a problem you had no idea you had, and does it in a way you don’t understand.
Tech support Issues:
Helpdesk: What’s on your monitor now ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyParis”
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
More tech support calls:
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work!
And here are some old ones:
The doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn’t pay his bill
so the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. “
Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”
The irony of life is that,
by the time you’re old enough to know your way around,
you’re not going anywhere.
Every morning
is the dawn of a new error.
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