We included the latest technical topics as well as some classic jokes from Henny Youngman, a comedian who was popular years ago. He was known for his “one-liners”. for example,
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.
And, some more from Henny Youngman,
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
Famous people have given us some great one-liners as well:
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
OK so many of these jokes are not really technical, but they are silly. So for those kids among us let’s end with another Dr. Seuss:
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
If you have any jokes (clean ones) to contribute, please send them to me. Thanks.