If you think the microwave is collecting data and the TV is spying on you is bad. The vacuum has been collecting dirt on you for years.
I asked my friend, “after 40 years of marriage, and you still call your wife ‘Darling, Honey, love. What’s the secret?”
My friend replied, “I forgot her name 10 years ago, and I’m scared to ask her.”
Waitress: How did you find your steak, sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes, and there it was.









