
There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, “That’s odd.”
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
(A chemistry joke) I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..







