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Technical Jokes and Cartoons 14

Posted on February 9, 2016March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

A wife sent her husband a message on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband sent an answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”.

Some time later husband receives an answer from his wife: “The computer is completely messed up now”.

How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest iPhone?

Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

A wife sent her husband a message on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband sent an answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”.

Some time later husband receives an answer from his wife: “The computer is completely messed up now”.

How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest iPhone?

Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

Technical Jokes and Cartoons 13

Posted on December 1, 2015March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Science Jokes

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

An interesting paradox: Noses run but feet smell.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a gin and tonic?” The bartender smiled wryly and replied, “For you, no charge.”

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

Some puns (groaners)

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead give away.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

Technical Jokes and Cartoons-10

Posted on June 16, 2015March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Technical Jokes and Cartoons 8

Posted on June 2, 2015March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Technical Jokes and Cartoons – 7

Posted on June 1, 2015March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”

The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”

The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”

He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The greenskeeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”

Technical Jokes and Cartoons 6

Posted on January 5, 2015March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Technical thoughts:

Technical Jokes and Cartoons 3A

Posted on October 15, 2014March 18, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

We included the latest technical topics as well as some classic jokes from Henny Youngman, a comedian who was popular years ago. He was known for his “one-liners”. for example,

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.
Henny Youngman

Now for the Cartoons and Jokes 2

Posted on August 14, 2014March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Technical support call:

Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’

Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’

Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’