Category: Technical Jokes

Now for the Cartoons and Jokes 2

Posted on August 14, 2014March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Technical support call:

Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’

Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’

Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’

Now for the Jokes 1

Posted on July 15, 2014March 24, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Proverbs for Today

If at first you don’t succeed
skydiving is not for you.

Artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.

Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”