A man we’ll call “Egon Tusk” had just become the CEO of a large tech company.
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Random Facts
- All the C’s in “Pacific Ocean” are pronounced differently.
- Octopi have blue blood. This is due to their blood containing copper, as opposed to human blood, which contains iron.
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Some Longer Jokes
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground.”
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Animal Jokes
Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tail.
If it’s raining cats and dogs. Don’t step in the poodles.
Cat’s ears are designed to allow the human voice to go in one ear and out the other.
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Three musicians are killed in an automobile accident. They arrive together at the pearly gates, where they are greeted by Saint Peter.
“Hello,” says Saint Peter. “I suppose you’d like to get into Heaven!”
“Yes, we would,” says the first musician, a band director.
“Well, there’s just a little test you have to take. Nothing too difficult. Related to your earthly profession,” says Saint Peter.
“OK,” says the band director, “I’m ready.”
“How do you tune your band?” asks Saint Peter.
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My wife and I went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, “I am sorry, but we are so busy tonight.” Would you mind waiting for a bit?” I said, “No problem.” He said, “Good, now take these drinks to table 7.”
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “That would be my wife.”
My math teacher called me average.
Now that’s mean!
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Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his existence.
God answers, “of course, I can create a being that will support you no matter what you do, provide for you, and never argue.”
Adam is excited and asks, “that sounds perfect; what will it cost me?”
“An arm and a leg”
“….what can I get for a rib?”
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What do you get a man with the heart of a lion?
A lifetime ban from the zoo.
A man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end but a beautiful finish.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow?
Reality.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and says, “Ooh, I love how high it is.”
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A husband and wife go to a marriage counselor for the first time…As soon as they sit down, the wife starts complaining about the husband.
“He never cleans up, he never cooks for the family, and he doesn’t say he loves me enough…”
The wife continues to complain until the counselor finally stands up and tells the wife to stop.
He then says,
“Stand up and walk over to me.”
As soon as she walks over, the counselor grabs her tightly and kisses her passionately.
He then looks over to the husband and says,
“See? That’s all she needs 2-3 times a week to be happy.”
The husband laughs excitedly and says,
“That’s great, doc! I can drop her off every Monday and Wednesday.”
