As I get older, I realize
- I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.
- My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
- The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”
- I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
- These days, “on time” is when I get there.
- I still haven’t learned to act my age.
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?









