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Technical Jokes and Cartoons 47

Posted on November 20, 2018March 19, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn’t know who she was.

Don’t you hate it when you pack the family into the VR room for some recreational virtual time travel, and the damn kids keep asking, “Are we then yet?”

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Panic Buttons and Security

Posted on November 13, 2018July 17, 2020 by Bob Mesnik

How to Integrate Panic Buttons into Your Security System

Panic buttons can be added to security systems to increase safety and security. For example, these alarm buttons can be integrated into a security system such as surveillance camera systems, Paging systems, and door access control systems. Placing panic buttons in strategic areas can help to assure quick response to emergencies. There is even a mobile personal panic button that can be carried with you.

Emergencies occur without warning. It could be a health problem, an active shooter situation, or a criminal attack. The panic button provides rapid emergency notification. Here’s how to add panic buttons to security systems.

Abbreviations and Acronyms of Computers and Security

Posted on October 24, 2018April 13, 2020 by Bob Mesnik

Glossary of Abbreviations and Acronyms used in the security business

When I started working for IBM many years ago, all the new employees had to go to training classes. They taught us all about their products. I found that I not only had to learn about their technology but also about the abbreviations and acronyms they used.

When I left IBM to work at another engineering company, I learned that many of the abbreviations I learned at IBM were not used in the general industry. I had to learn a new set of abbreviations and acronyms. You may have also noted that the government has their own language.

Here are examples of some technical abbreviations and acronyms:

Technical Jokes and Cartoons 46

Posted on October 15, 2018March 19, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Comments from George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

How to Integrate Door Access and IP Camera Systems

Posted on October 12, 2018April 12, 2020 by Bob Mesnik

The best way to integrate IP Video and IP door access systems

IP Door and Video Access systems concept

Door Access Control and IP Camera Systems provide security by themselves. When the two systems are integrated, they provide a higher level of security and safety.

There are some different ways to integrate cameras and door control systems.

There are proprietary systems that only support specific hardware, and there are non-proprietary system solutions that can use more general hardware. This article provides the pros and cons of the different methods for integrating these security systems.

Technical Jokes and Cartoons – 45

Posted on September 17, 2018March 19, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

How to Install IP Door Readers

Posted on September 17, 2018April 12, 2020 by Bob Mesnik

IP Door Access Control Systems are easy to install and provide excellent flexibility. There are RFID proximity IP readers and biometric door readers such as fingerprint or facial recognition readers, that connect to the network. In many cases, you can use PoE to power the reader and the electric lock.

An IP door access control reader is different from the older Wiegand door readers. Instead of connecting to a control panel, the door reader attaches to the network. All the intelligence is inside the reader. It maintains the rules and holds the database of users who can access the door.

This means that even if the network is down, the reader will still operate (if it has power). The door access software is used to manage and edit the information that’s stored in the readers. It only communicates with the readers when there is a change in the information.

This article takes the mystery out of network attached door access control systems and describes how to install them.

IP Paging Systems for Schools

Posted on August 29, 2018April 12, 2020 by Bob Mesnik

How to select the speakers and the number required in your school

IP paging speaker placement and sound volume settings are key to providing clear sound in the school. Whether there is a general announcement or an emergency message, it’s important that the instructions can be heard and understood by everyone.

Network attached IP speakers are easy to install, but they must be placed in the right location, and the sound volume must be correct so that all locations are covered with clear sound.

This article provides guidelines for selecting the right IP paging speakers for your school. The article also helps you determine the number of speakers you need, and the amplification required.

Technical Jokes and Cartoons – 44

Posted on August 13, 2018March 20, 2021 by Bob Mesnik

Save early, save often. Used to refer to how to handle your money. Now it refers to anyone who uses a computer.

Any science or technology which is sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic. – Arthur C. Clarke

Any technology that is distinguishable from magic is not sufficiently advanced. – Gregory Benford

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. – Anonymous

Some days I amaze myself.

Other days I look for my phone while I’m holding it.

Extreme Environment IP Camera Enclosure Systems

Posted on August 13, 2018April 12, 2020 by Bob Mesnik

How IP Camera Enclosures are Designed for High-Temperature Applications

Do you need to view a rocket launch or the inside of a blast furnace? The usual IP camera systems won’t survive these extreme conditions. These applications require a special camera enclosure that is designed for these extremely hot environments.

This article describes how high-temperature camera enclosures are made.