Science Jokes
Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
An interesting paradox: Noses run but feet smell.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a gin and tonic?” The bartender smiled wryly and replied, “For you, no charge.”
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
Some puns (groaners)
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead give away.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
